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Mahou Shounen Ruku Magica by TheEndIsNearUs

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lolhammy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
help
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JamesBernardin Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
:3c
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TheEndIsNearUs Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
Frick off Ink
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JamesBernardin Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
i thought this critique was fair
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TheEndIsNearUs Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
NO IT OFFENDS ME YOU CAN'T JUST CRITIQUE ME WHEN I ASK FOR IT THIS IS DEVIANTART FOR CHRIST'S SAKE GET WITH THE PICTURE
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JamesBernardin Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? Ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere anytime and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little *clever* comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt and now youre paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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TheEndIsNearUs Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed hamburgers for the rest of your natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.
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JamesBernardin Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station’s docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot
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TheEndIsNearUs Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
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JamesBernardin Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
I. AM. LEAVING. I AM GETTING UP. I AM PUTTING ON MY SHOES. I AM TYING BOTH LACES. I AM TAKING MY COAT. I AM PUTTING ONE ARM IN THE SLEEVE. I AM PUTTING THE OTHER ARM IN THE SLEEVE. I AM BUTTONING. I BUTTON ONE BUTTON. I BUTTON ONE BUTTON. I BUTTON ONE BUTTON. I BUTTON ONE BUTTON. I PUT ON MY HAT. I TOUCH THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOOR KNOB. I PUSH ON THE DOOR. THE DOOR OPENS. I WALK OUT THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM OUTSIDE. I HAVE LEFT.
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